Email is vastly superior to all modern communication methods. Don’t believe me?
Study each superpower until you can use it to combat modernists who attempt to poo-poo email. Does your communication tool do this?
Email Superpower 1: Subject Lines
Email Superpower 2: Limitless and no finger-wagging
Email Superpower 3: Trusted beyond all others
Email Superpower 4: Unencrypted by Default
Email Superpower 5: Drafts, drafts, drafts
Email Superpower 6: Complete Organization and Control
Email Superpower 7: Searchable and Storable Forever
Email Superpower 8: Permanent Public Identity
Just Use Email 